Hi! I’m Bear, a one year-old Golden Retriever. I just moved in with a new family, and I have a bit of a problem. See, since I’m new here in the house, I need to let everyone know I live here now, the easiest way I know. I just sprinkle a little pee on the couch now and again, or leave a little pile next to my peoples’ bed. For some reason, my people don’t want anyone to know that this is my home now, because they keep getting rid of my “signature”. Until recently, it wasn’t a problem- they’d always leave a little bit of scent behind, or a stain, and I’d just return to the spot and “freshen it up”. Now, though, I have a problem. They’re pouring a strange water on my “presents”, and when they’re done- there’s nothing left! They keep talking about how great it is to have “Nature’s Miracle” around to erase all my hard work. How am I supposed to keep track of where I’ve been when they keep making my signs vanish? I guess I’ll just have to get used to not smelling myself around the house any more, or seeing any of my markings on the white curtains! Whatever this “Nature’s Miracle” stuff is, I wish they’d get rid of it!